So sorry To all my Cultist....=(

Hey every1, i haf to apologise for not being able to post the super awesome stuff that happened today, like the resource pack rush and other junks. But hey i kept a written report of this crap so yar, will try posting it sum other day.... I hope?. Anyway as u can see this post is comin in like at 0030 hrz. Btw i juz got home like 1 hr ago. If your like ZoMFG Samuel has had a NIGHT LIFE? Actually no. I juz got lost again. For guys whom juz came to noe me, one of my habits is gettting lost, it makes me feel like so HIGH! =X Like since young, i would try to get lost by taking Short-CUdz that nvr worked and get a Rtarted kickz outta finding my way back homez.
Well, wad happened is that i was Summoned by my dad, to a Orchid Hotel lolx....There i stuffz myself on sum crazy International Buffet... Not bad Ratingz: ***and half* 3 and half STARZ for Orchid Hotel's Buffet. And Btw its costs like 40 plus f*cking Dollarz And it's not even like veri awesome, only the Oyster was still quite fresh, rest like quite cheap quality lor...but DESERT IS AWESOME!!! I LOVEZ YOU! PEACH PUDDINGZ!, P.S warning dun ever eat the Popiah there, it tasted like Shyt in a ROLL, they puttting friggin Raw Onions inside, juz GREAT. Well after that Foood and Like more FOOD, i was almost cannot walk le. But my dad is like ok u can WALK to the Orchind MRT station..... Ok lo so walk lo..... Walk Walk WAlk...
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Ringzzzz~~~~~~ o lolxz Eileen called again. Apparently, that was around 2215 litat. Ya talked to her and got epic lost in *MRT* damn it! Like take from orchid to raffles place, then take back to city hall, then take to Tanjong Pakar then back to douby ghaut, then to Hougang lolx....Then from there i walked and walked around aimlessly lost for i dun noe how long again..... All while doing some super heart Fixing therapy.... Lolx Randomly Eileen ask me be her God GeGe so im like OK lo 0.o?? Me a Ge Ge ar? Might screw up epicly someday, then become mei mei muz save me lolx. Well luckily, heart break treatment a success, so yar juz nice also reach home. So then i went to bathe and then now will u look at thaat FReAKIN 0030 hrs then i start posting......

Ok anyway sorry guys about the no post. I will be gone to malaysia over the weekend to visit my super close uncle's newly erected(not sick) tombstone as well as my grandma's newly also erected ( stop it) tombstone. So i wont be able to post anything or reply these few day... Im gonna go Malaysia play wif little kiddies...=D Lolx Luis if u wanna call me PedoPanda forget it..... Im still too young to be a PeeDoreFilez..XP Ok so thats like all! I hope u enjoyed this super short post lolx. Bye BYE!!!! Ps MeiMei Good that u over it naoz! And Aika prepare to be callz upon by PedoPanda......xD And YES i can Finally Post picz and Vids again!!!! Thanks JinHong for the super advice yar?=D Draftblogger ROXxx!! Also in the meantime while im gone entertain urself wif the awesomenes off EXTREME FOODZ!!  

Yes it tastes like all ur frens take all their bowies(welz) together and SQUEEZE it into some sausage and u eat that yeah?

Epic Bearz Eat EVERYTHING!

Bitch WARZZZ!!!

Hi every1z?!!( I can't believe actually lots of ppl come to read this,as i discovered today =D)

Crazy start today. Like the first time i got in school day while sipping my Milo 0.o, was like some verbal missile being fired at me by Xiang Kai lolx,

Apparently.... Somehow??? Xiang Kai managed to read my prv post abt SS style quoting XD
"Xiang Kai like read my post abt the anti Xiang Kai campaign XP. So yar he like yelled at me and stuff, so i like yelled back. Quite comical really=D. Strange thing is he actually seems to LIKE? me yelling at him, cuz strangely he was like REALLL nice abt it... Suspicious if u ask me o.O..... Well nex time shud yell more i guess?...." Well that junkz so he like Bitched me arnd yar? Luckily for me lolx epic trainin i got from the interwebz allowed me to like bitch-fire him back. So like EPIC BIATCH WARRZZ~!!>.<

Well after approximately 15 mins of WARZ i actually watched the clock... I told him like i would take down the post...FOR HIM (Ya his TYPE de nid to tell him u do things FOR HIMz to make them happi yeah?) And that i would also say Xiang Kai was REALL nice and a *Good boix*=P

(Xiang Kai is a GOOD BOIXX~!!!)(Xiang Kai is a GOOD BOIXX~!!!)(Xiang Kai is a GOOD BOIXX~!!!)(Xiang Kai is a GOOD BOIXX~!!!)(Xiang Kai is a GOOD BOIXX~!!!)(Xiang Kai is a GOOD BOIXX~!!!)(Xiang Kai is a GOOD BOIXX~!!!)(Xiang Kai is a GOOD BOIXX~!!!)(Xiang Kai is a GOOD BOIXX~!!!)(Xiang Kai is a GOOD BOIXX~!!!)(Xiang Kai is a GOOD BOIXX~!!!)(Xiang Kai is a GOOD BOIXX~!!!)(Xiang Kai is a GOOD BOIXX~!!!)(Xiang Kai is a GOOD BOIXX~!!!)(Xiang Kai is a GOOD BOIXX~!!!)(Xiang Kai is a GOOD BOIXX~!!!)(Xiang Kai is a GOOD BOIXX~!!!)(Xiang Kai is a GOOD BOIXX~!!!)

Ok now that the offering is sent up anything i say shud be justified.=D? I was FORCED!! ^^. So as u can see im a VERII responsible blogger yar? X ). Btw. aft that XiangKai tried all sorts of stuff to get me to take it off my blog lolx, INCLUDING, cursing, bitching,more bitching, more and more bitching, begging, whinning, Proclaiming, chanting?!(ok mayb not) Well So that's that. Expecting epic xiangkai flames tommorow again. XP

O btw YONG PEIIII!!!!! U F*ckin let XiangKai Rapez/Penetratez me blogzz NOOOO!!!@@@@ Im gonna destroy UUU!!! Ok mayb not but ill do sumthin =D.

Well tat was that, The rest of the lessons were like blah blah blah as usual. UNTIL MATHSS~~!!! Ooorrhh I spent like a minimum of like 40 mins whole laffin me ballz out, i would love to pump some of her jks here, but it is juz too EPIC for the WEBZ to handle YEA? Mayb 1 day shud copy all her jks down and post lolx. Lim Seah section XD. O lolx but Ken quite poor thing sia, tio call like at least 10 times in 1hr 45 mins she will ike purposely go Can?(Ken?) then the class will be like CANNNN!!!!(KENNNNN!!) lolx. O but if u see it litat his name got called abt 20 times=D. I also tio arrow by Lim abt like i got this Irrresistable urge to rock ya? So she's like "u wan ROCK chair u better wear HellmerT. Later i get u go the BAngaLAR take helmet then u noe!"(im like o lolx?) But as u noe im not the type to stop for that so like yar latteer she tried this story about his Ah pa hitting his head on a PIPE?! And due to Guaix Lan complications nid to go stiches and tried to scare Ian Munz and the FHM party wif Skalp Pulling detailz and Sewing Machinez... Veri scary indeed................

Not that i care though!!

Well that was that after that was like ENGLISHH!!! NOooo i tot she diedd but when she came i was like NOOoooo~!!!!! (tears hair) Haiz 2 friggin periods of Epic compre reading. Veri traumatizing expecially aft u go through Lim Seah's class, nothing seems the same again. It's like comparing porn wif one of jack neo's hopeless singapore based movies. I think we shud support piracy for sing films so that we can faster burn the future of our film industry =D and spare the eyes of ur future genreration yah?

O plus..... Aft the super long and brain disintergrating lesson, i juz zombie walked around the class for the neex few mins and bumped into Ken and he was like finally! It's OVER!! Im like " Ya thats juz wad i was thinking!" Then mayb cuz both our brains were ionized or sumthin, Ken kinda manhugged me....I was like oRhhhhhh...In the drunken whore kinda way. Only came to realize the Gheyness of it abt 20minutes later.

Conclusion: English Lesson is more dangerous then alcohol! Nvr attend English lessons b4 driving or u will end up stickin out of ur CARz yeah?? And Nvr attend English lessons at a party, it might turn into an unexpected orgy yar? Kidz at home reading this... english lessons of such high conc can only be purcased above the age of 18 otherwize prepare to be court martialed yar?

Ok enuff wif the crapz.... Basically english lesson is Pure EVIL! So Kidz stay away ok?

P.S Aika seemed really sick in the morning and like pukez blood yesterday.. Wad kinda mother forces her son to come to school after that crap? He has a bladdy MC Damn IT! Well i really hope he gets better. Aika if U readin this rest well k?... Me and Somebody are like worried for uz. O and possibly due to sitting beside him during chem retest i got a cough tooz but I'm all rite now! Aika GET WELL SOON! =D

Ok that's like all. (P.SS f*cker blogger STILL bug damn IT!!! Freakin post box is like super small and no vid or images NOO!!) Well Bye byezz Thanks for the readin. P.SSS WElcomez Darren to me blog tag tag plz =D BYe NEhzz!!!*act cute la* (Man,, Xiangkai is gonna flame me abt acting cute i juz noe it.....)

Haiz blogger

Haiz this blogger getting more and more corkz... Cannot see my post vid or image stuff and my post box is like this supper puny box at the bottom of the screannz. Well but hey! I dun care im gonna post still yar?. Hope u guys dun mind the noob effects.

Today was super awesome. It's like for once! The geog ppl in 3-9 haf an advantage WOOTZ! Nafizap Dieded =D Jk but anyway cuz she's like gone and all that so like yar FREE Period so it's like recess, free period, contact time, go home. like how mani EPIC hours of free time. XD Oooo but bad news.....0.o (X-rated SECTION deleted For the Viewing Pleasure of certain ppl as promised 0.o)

O then after that got chem retest..... Haizz == Can do de la WTF then like cuz i Rtartedly go tear out the periodic table and Got POOOOONNEDDD!! Freaking behind of the table got 2 quesitons!!! NOOOoo. I was like =D i finished... Pack pack PACk.....(O wad's this? behind the ooo.....FFFfFFFFFFUUuu) ARGHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~DX ~.~ *DESTROYED* Ya so i had 2 minutes to do and like obviously i was Exterminated and i freaking lost about 3 marks juz LITAT..... Haiz... Fark u Rtarted titchers for putting questions behind tables! i noe u laid a trap and ya good fer u i fallz in it. =(

Well that's all the stuff i got naoz yar? And somehow the number of tags per day is quite limited lea. PLz tagmore TYTYTYTY =D
Bye BYe~!>.<

Epic Flame Warningz

Ok guys juz ignore this post i juz put this on cuz i really damn pissed today. ( Flame warningss!! =X Basically meaningless to read yar? But if you wanna read go on anyway ._.)(Use of heavy provoking words/phrases and direct insults)

F*ck You fat Scout B1tch!!! Ji Bye youzzz!! You and your F*cking Afro hairdooz May one of your f*cking attitude laced fat molecules travel up your freakin coronary heart vessels and gib u a slow but AGONIZING death!!!! And you wad!?? You deserve it cuz u are ACTUALLY FATTTER? and shorter then me so may you die!. Ppl like yp and jeff are diff cuz they are nice souls, god will watch over them so yar. But wait following this logic that F*ckin fat Scout won't die cuz Satan won't want him in Hell, takes up too much space!.

Ok i got all the freakin flames oput le so heres the damn story: It was like after school and to go for this parade thingy wif Aikaz, Ianz and Guan Jie Bun BUn was there also but juz supporting lmaoz o.o. Ya so during the break halfway it's like i juz happen to lean on this polez, then this F*cking fat Scout Dog comes along and like ask(more like demanded of me) to Siam from his "beloved pole" Walao la mother nvr teach you be polite isit?! It's like how am i supposed to noe ur bladdy pole is sacred and u worship it? I noe it was my fault for touching his bladdy pole lar but at least Use a nicer tone lar. B1tch. You noe wad 1 day during a SJAB camp im gonna be like " Ok...Sec 1s, u wans a campfire rite?=D So we nid wood yar? Ok you see that POLE over there yes? BURN IT! FUCKING CHOP IT DOWN AND LIGHT IT UP XD" Hehehe Jk la. Juz pissed. So like the next whole of the day i suan the fatso about his bladdy pole lolx. Ok that's all i got to flame about =D.

Btw is there are Scouts here i dun mean any harm to u guys i noe you haf nice guys like Darren, Yong Yi and Jeremy inside so yar, if any of you noe that F*cking fat scout's dog of a name plz tag in my tag board i wanna noe =D I think it was Jun Wen or sumthing litat. Fat with no spec and a f*cker face.(If that helps in the identifying =D)

Ok thats all sorry you had to read my FLAMEZ =X sometimes i get pissed yar? Sorry love you guys who read and support! Not in the Ghey way juz in case u get funny thoughts.=X Well nex time might flame again, so if you dun like this stuff SAY SO =D. Ok now Baix! Thanks fer readin flamez. XP

P.S My freaking blogger still got problem lolxx!!!== Cannot change font size and add picz or ViD NOOOoooo!! But i think Luis got the same prob read his blog.=D

Return of the Singlish Lordz

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Sorry no picz, my blogger F*cked up again go to the link if u that sian lolx.
Hello every1 =D. O lolx today damn veri epic, firstly, in the morning i actually thought that there would be 3 tests which i all nvr study for XD.(Vocab,chem and geog). But big man big lives, yar, so i manage to not haf geog test cuz the reaher blur blur X P and cuz my english teacher died so no vocab XPPPPP. But too bad chem cannot evade lar ==. But you noe wad? I think i can Ace itz =D. Only the behind few questions got problem nia. Other then that i think i ok lar. Well that was that for the tests. Second ooooo, Hahahahah Lim Seah is back. Had like the most entertaining 30mins of my life. Lolx I dun noe how she did it but she managed to compare vectors to riding bus, go here go there? And the subset circles thingy with some Ah Ma and boy boy family thing 0.o. Best thing lolx she direct suan Ian Muggerz by calling him a Goon Doz and asking him go die or sumthing =D. Then like zomg she openly make fun of a teacher in class like "EEE AHHH Honng" Read in some epic way which i dun rmb. Seriously i think i shud *Clap Clap* for her. Singlish Wan SHUI~!!! Though if i go to oral wif her super zai engrish standard i think i may tio kik out by the examiner lolx 0.o.

Fearz: Possible new teacher, Hot chic wif long Hairz and glasses yeah?Repeat of Mr Lim episode=D Go link for my guess of wad it MAY look like. XP
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OOO then there was Lit, ya most ppl said that today de Lit was SOOOoo boring, but i felt it was ok lar, maybe it was because U LONG was reading yar? Like wad Ken said he talks like the MRT robot voice and is like uber soft, i couldn't listen to him for more then 5 mins lolx,before drifting to sumwhere far away. In fact herez my realy review of the lesson today, though i juz went arnd the class today saying how boring it is.(Btw something about me, sometimes, i act like i think a certain way though i dun really feel it, juz so that i dun like stick out TOO much... yar for those of you who nvr read my posts won't noe this, those who read my blog juz pretend u nvr read =X XD)

(Skip all the whole damn paragraph below if u don't like formal english or overly philosophical method of thought. =D Warn you first)
Review: I felt that this chapter was one of the more serious chapters that really embodied the theme of the dark nature of ppl as well as courage. The ppl in the mob were juz normal everyday examples of otherwise normal ppl whom are driven by a dark cause and turn off their individualism, simply to either fit in with the crowd or to achieve the sinister desires human beings haf deep inside, or both. Courage in this chapter was also really unique in this case, from a broad perspective, this courage simply came in the form of defying the orders of a superior, which in normal contexts is an act of defiance in order to appear hero or wad not, but it was more complex then that it was Jem's maturity that allowed him to analyze the situation in a logical manner and even after identifying the fact that simply accepting the order given to him would do him no harm and in fact defying would land him into the paws of harm, the sheer weight of his love for his father outweighs his need to protect himself and as such he choose the definately harder path of defiance. The style of writing used in this chapter was also veri strong, rather sinister and desperate in a sense. Ppl in this chapter especially those in the mob were portrayed as soulless, even like zombies or possessed beings, which really strikes a fear in the reader, something like a loss of a firm ground one calls a morally supported society. It gets even more desperate when a child juz 8(Scout) tries to bring the sense into these "Zombies" by bringing up the all too familiar memories of a warm, human society. In fact i actually could feel a good sense of relief when the mob left. That's all for my Review.

Ok ya that simply put is that i like the chapter so fuck off if you think it's boring X P. Well at least Aika and Luis were entertained by sumthing rather wrong about (GheiZ Jen)Name rearranged to TRY=D to preserve private identity. Apparently Gheiz Jen was fiddling wif his plushies in it's, their,wadever u call, itz crotches so yar. Talk about plushie fetish XP. Well juz to not make it so mean on that guy, i play wif my stuff doggy sometimes too XD, in wadever way it's up to how u wanna think of it. ._.)

Btw im kinda pissed again at Azaac for asking me to shuddapz in Geog Class. U noe wad juz cuz i dun answer back to you doesn't mean i like it, u noe wad one day pedobearz will GET U and i won't stop him..=D Yeah.....! ( Guys reading this ignore this paragraph ty.>X ) )

Ok that's all the junk i got for you guys!! O crapz haven done workzz.... And plus sian tommorow got parade argghhh. Thanks for reading!! O btw plz tag to say if u think too long. I like writing some crazy essay lolx. ==

Oreo cheesecakez XD

( Blogger got some weird computer error, if you read halfway got break in the post sorry can't fix yet, will fix tommorow psps)
Hii! Every1~ by the time u read this post it's like the next day le. Ya sorry for the ULTRA LATE post cuz like i go for this epic picnic at Pasir ris park and like fell asleep there. =P So it's like yar if the things i say sound weird im sorry, cuz im drowsy le == =D. Anyway woootz today was outting day! I like went out for breakfast early in the morning at this damn nice pig parts?! soup shop yar some ppl find it gross, but i lovess it XP. I mean the soup was so sweet and eveything had such good flavor i couldn't help eating it lolx, cuz i was like MAYBE i shud not eat cuz later outting maybe wan eat but i was like "noooo dun caressss!" =X.

Ya anyway after that i was like wondering around bugis junction like around 1hour before 1pm, the meeting time lolx, i was hunting for a shop that sold cakes lolx, but as usual my super bad navigation skills cause me cannot find ==. But nvr mind lolx, at least i got to take a look arnd and i tried my best lmaoz >.<. Well around 1pm they like finally came and i was like typical me,backstab ambush Aika and Eileen lolx. Wa sia la Eileen see me like super scared litat, she spent the next around 10minutes laughing cuz of the epic height difference XD. Wellz after that it was like we went to Bakerzin =D and Eileen was like NOOOOoo i won't eat it too ex lolx. I was juz heck care and ok lets go order order in. She was like waaaar! So it's like she choose a tiramisu and i choose this oreo chesecake. OOoo the cheesecake was like super awesome, so thick and creamy(dun think sickz >=)) and the flavor was like ZOMG it brings you to like Ecstasy land HIGHNESS! But after u get high of the cheesecake it's like the tiramisu becomes qute noob in comparison, i was like EErrr.... too bitter?O.o But it was also not bad quite creamy and smooth.>=) Ok ya so we ate the cake so like yars, Eileen got all high on how it was the best day of her life lolx ....... O.o I was like ok pay pay. After all it was on me. But Eileen was really nice she made this nice 4 months belayed birthday gift =D It's like this bottle filled wif some really cool shiny gel and happy birthday sam in it floating or sticking in it so like yar, handmade somemore, so nice.

Well then at this point it was like Aika was suddenly like "u noe i nid to go home at 2 right?" Then i was like harrrz? So early? Emozzz. >.< Yar so like after that it was really quite sad, we had to chiong on a bus cuz it was juz nice like it came and it was really quite sad, they had to part.. =(. So there like like this 2 minute long hugz and sobz so like yar. It made me kinda emo. Haha Also it's like the whole day there were like veri lovey, make me feel kinda gooseberry lolx. OO well but hey at least we had fun. Eileen it's ok, we had fun you'll see him agains. Yar so that was like it we got down at the MRT station and i could see Eileen staring off yar like EMo.. Rather sad scene....... But O well.

Ya so like anyway despite the sad stuff, the day was fun and im quite sure Aika and Eileenz enjoy themselves too =D Hope they haf fun nextime too, cuz im yar... im probaby not goin anymore, cuz i dun liike being gooseberry.XD Well that was all, lolx.

So like Bye BYe!!! Sorry the post like so long and naggy. My first outting post lolx=X shud try haf a more interesting life lolx, get out more. Cyarrrz!!! XD

Images: 1) PLace 2) Oreo CC 3) Tiramisu

Saturday outting! =D

Hioz Every1 =D. It's me again lolx. PsPs i past 2 days nvr post, make some ppl unhappy.XD

Ok here's my crap story for todayz. Ok day started out as normal, until PE....... I really got pissed with Azaac for something and still quite, but since he try to "forgib me" <<(O btw guys i had to redo this part on cuz i stupidly go delete so muz type everything again, == the things i do for you guys)But FTW i did nothing wrong! Anyway you noe wad Fcuk him. I dun care anymore, he always had this made-ppl-feel-bad feel around him and like expects ppl to say sorry to him and yet does not forgib when u say sorry ok juz _l_ nvr mind. But anywayz enough of that.

O ya nooby Lim retired today, WOOTS =P But Heyz even though he's currently not veri awesome, i did feel he improved and i really hope that whereever he goes nex he will be " One road nice wind"
and succeed in wadever crapz he does. O Lolx Lim Seah comin back nex week lolx. Epic Singlish lesson revive =D. Can't waitx. XP

Well lessons after that was like usual, boring lo. Wad was fun was like CCA lolx i juz slack in the stall whole day, seeing Keane do his funny Mac photo mosaic thingy, while me and Bun Bun from my ex class 2-3 talk crapz about WonderGirls and sex lmao. Damn it they found the secret that i've been practicing a WG's dance Tell Me lolx. So i like tried it in the stall then PangSm and Myron was showing a damn priceless expression like O.o( ZOmgz!) LOLxx anyway here's a sample vid lolx.


Well that's that for CCA, wad i can't wait for is tommorow =D I goin out wif Aika and Eileen do like maybe movie arcade, cheesecake. >< sad = ( cuz it's like a breakup outting and maybe i'll be the only one havin fun. But i'll try my best to cheer both them up=D. Soo Wish me Luck X D.

Ok that's all ByeBYe Naoozx! XD

Epicz maths

So sorry no pictures the stupid blog system cock up! Go see the link for the pic i wan put =D( Yes uber primitive im sorry ==)
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Hi there every1 lolx =X another random postt. Lolx today during his first "after present" maths lesson.lolx. It's like i personally felt that he suddenly improved and actually got more interractive. Thwe rest could not see it, but wad i saw there was starting to be teaching material. Maybe my comments came home. =X

But got some problem..... Somehow, throughout the thing, it culd juz be my imagination but.........

He would gib me a pedo look every now and then.0.o like some random smile...Chillz.

Anyway =D nvr mind that after that i did my bio test. Haiiz i was like too slow again. I realized i got a problem (sorry i keep talkin about my problems=P) I got no ability to focus on stuff really, i can take 4 hours to write 1 letter 3 weeks after deadline the Mrs ling Hak Boon letter ring a bell? Juz finished it =D. Well such a waste lolx cuz i love me bio >.<. Shud be able to ace it still =X i HOPE XD. Well after that i chiong to Yong peiz house for project. It was llike lolx he was sleeping for like dun noe how long. Haaha. Well we also like watch alot of rtarded shows lol on youtube and also some really kewl dancing stuff. Jeff was like Jackson mad?. Ya then on the way home, Eileen called and had to help console her. Actually i do really feel quite bad for wads about to happen and wads happening now. Sorry GOD im a Failure X (. Forgib mez.! Ok well that's all... Lolx sometimess i wonder how u guys actually enjoy readin about a person pouring his woes on a freakin online webpage, All no LIFe. JKK. XP I love you all who read, enless u Tze Xian. Plz cont supporting me! BTW Joshua is on my to torture list. And Xiang Kai is on my to Stand up against list.( NO more B1tch Campaign)= D OK thats all the crap i haf today BUaixxx Love u all donkeys! =X crap vid to watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phbe8mEDMe4

Reborn Mez =D

Hello Every1!!! Ya sorry about the super late post, was kinda lazy lolx. I din noe i had 'fanz' already =X. So ya here i am.

Sorry if the format turns out weird, the stupid blogger suddenly cock up. Anyway, today was like damn cool, cuz i suddenly felt all high again! After so long!! For those whom knew me in sec 1 and 2 you would noe im always veri high, but dun noe y im sec 3 i become like veri sian liao. I really hated myself for it. But u noe wad lolx im FREAKING back. Muarhahaah=D
I thinking that the fever like unlocked sumthing and gave me me back XD not as good as last time but getting there.

Anyway in the morning i was like confused as to wad had happened when i was gone. Most importantly, were the Fc*k is my ticket gone to????!! I heard marcus say it was left empty wtf. Uber waste. At least gib a dog la wtf let air sit.......*Grumbles grumbles...* After that mr lim poped in to tell me i had a test, so i sun bian gib him my cute little card and marker as a (im so sorry present). It was quite epic lolx 1 second ago he was glaring at me and after i say, " nar present! =D" he gave me a pedo smile lolx ...0o creepy.=X

After that, it was geog nothing much here only that i was owned by Nafizath for not doing geog, wads the prob is when i got back after my maths test today was that i saw Ken and Yong Yi givin me the evil mischeif face. I was like0.o???? Then they were like sorry, we will pay u $2?. I was like ok damn u wad did u break now? Luckily for them they didnt break my anything or i kill them, they juz koped my WHOLE packet of hot and spicy chips, well i was like ok lor. Cuz i was gonna share it anyway and i had a couff and plus.... im a veri nice and REASONABLE guy right?>=D O well so thats that, well possibly they buying tibits tommorow to share wif me as payment lolx.

Then there was Lit class. AHahhaha epic 1 page of the book was like a couple of farmers were looking into a medical hall at an enema bag... Lolx Lucyfur said it was likely a gardening fertilizer bag, but i said it was a rectal douche, she wouldn't believe me, when i got home, Filbert was like Zomg ur RITE it is a ass washing bag. I was like " Told u? 0.o" Well haha for those in Lit class rmb tell Lucy nex time= D think she'll like juz flip in Lmaoz.

Haha thanks for all the attention guys, will continue to post hope u enjoy this junk. =D
Written in luvin memory of,
Die-on. =X

Ok thats all, bye bye naoxx!!

1 Hour of crapz

It has been made like official that training will resume next week and i cant waitz!!! But the thing is that its only for 1 hour... So this is like my guess of the training schedule from now on

10 minutes: Fall in / attendance taking
5 minutes : Uniform check
30 minutes: Physical training/Footdrills/First aid
15 minutes : Defrief and bye byez

SERIOUSLY! Whad do they expect us to do wif 1 hour?? It's like juz a complete waste of the cadets' and NCOs' time and the crappy time table above is like the best case senerio. Adding on to that if say got discliplinary problem or admin to do, there would be like practically no time left. Zzz.

So hey St John NCOs( Or any other cca group for that matter) if u reading this, Maybe we can discuss wif our heads and bring this up to the school, i mean if you can come for school, it is as if ppl will DIE of H1N1 juz becuz they stay in school for a few hours more or so.

Ya so think abt it. That's all! Still feeling abit sick..... But nvrmind XD byezz all!!

Fever Friday

Once again, it's a record, for once i that i shud not haf fallen sick. Ya it was like i woke up today wif hardcore cramps and like a massive headache. My temp was 38*c after a bath lolx. So wad to do i had to like stay at home lo.

At around 10am, i finally dragged myself out of bed, wif even more cramps and a temperature of 38.5*c. I was like a zombie wondering around and was like, MUST FEEED!! lolx =X Cuz its like im soo hungry but too weak to move. Then joshua called me and asked " so u nots comin?" i was like " I see how" I really wanted o go to school to gib the sorry card and marker to mr lim as well as my homework, more importantly. i already brought mani tibits that i wanteed to smuggle into the theater, a cheese ruffles and a hot and spicy twister lolx. But most of all, i wanted to spend time wif me class sobzz. =(

But anyway, 1 super lucky guy from me class got a free ticket, cuz i cannot go lolx. I wonder who got it.....

However lolx, Yong peiz told me the movie suxed (Hairy potty and the half butt prince) and that i was lucky i nvr go. But honestly, i dun care lolx, i juz wanted to do sumthing wif the rest!!

Anyway so my day at home was really sian cuz i spent half the time having super headaches and rolling around. I had to like lie on the sofa all day wif a cold towel in a bowl of water beside me. Lucky i can take care of myself lolx, i put all the things i needed beside me like. (my tv remote, my sound system remote, my cable tv remote, my handphone, my super big water bottle, my instant noodles + a blanket) NO,, i din put the stuff beside me cuz im lazy lolx, i juz couldnt walk around much..... It was like so bad, cuz my temperature rose to 38.7*C and my headache was getting more gay and there was no 1 at home lolx. I actually tot i may haf died, so i like wrote my WILL lolx. 0.o Wif all my super imp liife secrets in it andd wad i wanted my funeral to be like lolx. Touchmetal lolx=X.

But luckily, i got better around night time and like owned ppl in DotA lolx, but better dun push luck lolx i go slp slp le. =D and thanks Ken for prayin ^^

Im a BAD boy....=(

Today is like i damn screwed up, i can't believe i did something so stupid!

The STORYZ: ( for those of you whom noe juz read anyway lolx)

It was like normal maths period 1, i was once again clueless about the stuffs he talking about, but i tried to listen anyway, sadly things din go in lolx. == As usual, ppl at the back were like clueless to wad the hell he was saying, other then Luis whom seemed to noe everything."courtesy of Ace-learnz<
Maths epic lesson 2 : It started out normal, then its like the usual blah blah blah!. Then at the end of his total i dun understand lesson, he was like " OK im DONE teaching now, now its time you do the WORKZ" The class was like AWWWghh!

The SCREW UP: I suddenly lost it and said out loud, "Ehh u always ask us who dun understand, but surely no1 will raise their hand 1 mar, so why dun u try asking who here actually understands, the WHOLE thing?=D" ==

The guilt: Martin and Jin Hong AND YONG YI turned to me and say " you damn bad leah..." Happy scale go downnnnnn~~~ Feel really bad all of a sudden like zomg wad has i done!!!! I juz racked a teacher's Life! OMGMGGGGGG.

The makeup: After that i like went to Mr Lim and was like " Hey im really sorry =(.." Then the extra me continued to ramble on and on about wad i felt was wrong wif him, and what i felt he should haf done.... and sorry again. I really meant it then, but i shud not haf naggs =X. So today im gonna buy him a markers and a little sorry card, and gib him tommorow. i really am sorry><

The possible reasons why it happened:
1) I was put off by the sad teaching style and i wasn't the only 1 (Dun accepted: Cuz every1 was pissed, y u muz extra leah?)

2) Was damn sleepy/ massive headache, 3 days sleep at 1 am le ( So if a guy kills someone while on drugs, it's ok?)

3) I teach at st john, so my expectations of teaching ppl are v.high, he would haf failed my ANCO st john course flat. ( even then, he's a freakin adult, who gib u the right to like F* him up??!)

4) No more and P.S shuddap extra voice~ ( Ur in the wrong u say la dun come KpKb me XP)

Baseline, im really srry about doing wad i did, i hope he forgibs me tommorow!

P.S Lucky for those whom took oral today lolx, godly easy topic ehhssz? Hope u all get A*s ^^

P.Ss I can't wait for tommorow's Hairy POTTY Wootzzzz =D

P.Sss Ok the lesbian thing is really..... OK plz Guys HErlps me and Show me Ur lUB<3, vote for the rite thing ty!!=)

Ok i shuts up nao.=X Byeezz Im gonna Sleep At lastt =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

No choice must post de post

I was going to not post today cuz i played DotA and shud not be spending time on 2 not so veri useful things in 1 day , but i wanna post this cuz i read Aika's post. For those in cat high, whom noe about HaoYong. I din like noe about him until recently, but i share the same feelings that others haf for him.

I don't normally expect god to give a reply mail, ( cuz i like pray thinking god nvr answers 0o though i try) but i hope that this time if mani pplz pray for him, his illness will get better and that he will get through his with our faith behind him.

So i hope i can ask a favor from you guys..... Plz take like just 1 minute to help pray for him even if you dun believes in god, it's the though that counts, then go to the tagboard and say " Prayed". Then maybe, juz maybe god would finally reply me prayMails. =)

Ok thanks for readin this i got to go now BYE!

Muggin Day 3

Haiiz once again yesterday waas a failure, in order to study my maths which was not tested yet, i managed to finish chapter 1 only..... really need to have a greater sense of urgency...

Got my mugger tea in front of me again, intend to just finish my geog then maybe do some physics then go slp le.. not getting enough sleep, like getting headaches lolx..

Thats all! Wish me luckz!!!=D

1 Week Blog Aniversary!!!! =D

Ok if you read the title and ur like WTF 1 week also muz celebrate ar? Then i'll tell u HELL YEAH!
Infact life is about finding crappy excuses to make yourself happy like o today is 1 month before Easter, lets go buy sumthing really bigz or like OMG Kim Jong Ill is gonna DIE, WEEEEEeee~! Lets go haf a feast or sumthing. Anyway baseline is that sumtimes happy things dun haf to appear on the calendar for you to celebrate, it's ok to occasionally come up with sumthing juz so you can celebrate and bring smiles into your own life.

Waarrghs, i can't believe it, i like almost killed myself, outta joy that the binomial test is like on friday, but wasted though cuz i got study last nite leah =(. The english lesson was epicz, i almost died of the boredom, the teacher, whose name i dunnnoe( that's how bad it is ) is like so soft and zhao xias ALOT..... But i can tell shes trying la like becoming more and more like Mrs Ling.

After epic english was the imba maths lesson, wa sia la, the new teacher Mr Lim, haiizz.... Dunnoe teaching the wall or teaching us, so damn soft and so boring, his words come out in CHUNKZ, plus monotone de. Like at the backrow ppl were like playing pokemon moves hangman lolx. Aikeen was good lolx.=x I was like talking to jeffrey about a new YugiOH deck he wans to form lolx.

Haiz i really feel damn unfair lolx, tio 2 noob trainee teachers, wad are we? GUINEA PIGs ar? If my maths and english fail im gonna f*ck the freakin school.

Well, that was for school, when i got home i like DISCOVERED something SOOOOO COOLZ~!!=D

.....Well ok not really, remember from my previous posts i like say that Aikeen is kinda emo? Narr not really, i think it was juz that i happened to call him before he goes to sleep/ lolx Haiz so good life sleep at 6pmz then can wake up later still make it in time to do homework. It's like if i sleep its over for me de lar lolx, by the time i wake up nex day le.==

OOoo alot of ppl seemed to be eyeing my likes Corner alot, well, if you din noe i was litat b4 well now u noe=D. Anyway i see no point in hiding such stuff, it's just me lolx.

Thank you taggers: Jacelyn ^^ , Aikeen, Joshua , Luis (lolx) and others about to post.

Expect a midnite post form me again about me mugging lolx =P

BTW thanks Jin Hong for the hintz for blog skinz, but i like no time do that naoz, weekend will try edit lolx.

Ok THANKS ALL!!! BUAiixx =D

Hardcore Muggin! Day 2

Day/ Night 2 of physics muggin has began, yesterday epic fail, at the vectors diagram, i got sian then dun wan draw le =P, then do less then 1 chapter. ==

Tonite however, i chiong, aiming for another chapter GOGOGO~! gonna brew another super tea, yesterday tea like too thick le started to rot at around 12.30, today i smart le, make less thick lolx. = P.

JiaYOU Samuel!!! ( self motivation again lolx) ....Seriously got to stop posing and start doing.
Note: its already 9.30pm...0.o GOGOGGOGOGOGOO!

Dodging tests =D

I can't believe it, so godly lolx the maths teacher like forgot his binomial test =D. If i take i like die le, thank god thanks god! Wa today can study lo. But my physics test today like sian le.... I thought i would totally die in the case and that would haf been fine but, zomg! the sadest thing is that i can do but i tot i will fail, so i go in wif like this loser attitude and do like so slow!!!! Make me cannot finish damn waste sia!!! WTF la....

Secondly, i wanna thank all the people whoms tag me blog, like Eileen, Yuk Tim and Filbertz.( Yes, dion i noe u tried but ur com got prob rights?) Anyway its the thought that counts, thanks all for the surrport, i will continue posting stuffs and adding things to my blog to make it more fun? =D

Also, i realized that Aika is getting kinda grumpy these days, i really wanna help him be happier lolx, cuz hes like 1 of my v.important frens in 3-9 so ya. But what i fear most is that maybe i'm the cause of his unhappiness? I dun noe really, but if thats the case, Plzzz lemme noe!.

Last of all, == my mom found out i started a blog and its like she might read it, haiz its not that i dun wan her to read la, since every1 else is reading it, but its like weird that someone out of my age category is like reading this stuff, so if u reading this, culda ya like pretend u nvr read it.=X if not spoil fun le.

Ok thats all Buaiiix~~!!! ^^

A new resolve

I have decided that i have screwed around in my studies long enough, im gonna start chionging my physics from now on. I like juz asked my physics teacher if i can ask him questions over the phone, sumthing i nvr done b4, cuz i finally realized that im not as smart as i thought i was. Tonite is gonna be a freakin long nite cuz i chionging my physics exercise book, will be up till at least 3 am! I prepared my mugger green tea in front of me le~!!

Jiayou, Samuel.(self motivation lolx) And thanks to all of you whom actually read my blog and Muacks to Eileen for being first to TAG WOOTz.! ^^

IM BACK MWAR HarHar~! ==

Ok hi guys! im back from from malaysia, i did not say before but i was really afraid of going back there cuz the last time i went there, 2 ppl close to me died. My grandma and my uncle (TGT!!) If you can read blogs.... I miss you both.... Rengam isnt the same without you.

Luckily, it was much better then i expected, apparently, my uncles children, my cousin bros and sis, brought their children back to rengam and like there was so mani ppl there. When i arrived and saw the kiddos i was like zomg i too long nvr play wif kids le, maybe im boring to kids now? But lucky the kiddy in me haven die= D Yeahhz. So we like played heart attack, the stack hand then smack game. i like won 9/10 of the games.=X fair and square of course...... But with the help of some advance thinking lolx. I could read their obvious scizzors paper stone patterns and juz counter on the spot lolx.like the elder little kido would always use stone first followed by another stone if draw then a paper lolx. For the other kid it would be scizzors stone then paper, rinse then repeat. Too easy =X.. But anyway we had lots of fun cuz i would play mind games wif them and lure them to not move their hands away whle i go PIAk~! Well they seemed to enjoy the pain. Until i made the elder kid cry. SRRY quan quan...

But anyway when i left they were like sad and i was also, i wish i could stay longer and \escape from school life lolx. But crapz zomg!!. Nvr TOUCH any homework. DOOOMMzz~!! ARGHh~!

last thing, receontly, ive been reading aikeen and eileens blog alot and aikeen said he was gonna message me. I hope its not sumthing bad...... =X

Well thats all, bye to whoever is here, cuz its still quite dead... nobody sobz.

I dun wanna go away...

A little bit about my current lifestyle, i am an Ex single child from divorced parents but its like i got a little baby bro from my father's side now, its ok for me, in fact hes kinda cute and ACTUALLY smiles at me.(AWWwww..) I also like learn stuff ppl dun learn until like 10 years later, like baby management strategies = P. ( includes stuffs like diaper changing, carrying and making them happy when their bored.) Maybe thats y i read WET diapers in LIT for those whom take lit in 3-9 =X.==
Haiz my life is actually quite nice but i has like super unstable homes, i stay in hougang mostly, then i would go to bishan stay quite sometime, then i would go to malaysia stay on weekends. I normally tell ppl its nice to haf so mani homes, but deep inside, i really want a stable home that doesn't move...... Cuz its so damn hard to do homework at different places.X D

Also, recently i noticed that im getting kinda too nosey for my own good, like i talk to ppl whom i shud not talk to, help ppl whom i shudn ot help...... but my intentions are good really. So i decided that no matter wat the f*ck ppl look at me to be, ill juz continue to do wad i do. Yeah?

Ok thats all, Byebye. =)

Free dayz at home.

Hi there everyone! This is my second post ever and it about my super awesome free day i got today on thursday. For those form my class you woulda noticed that i was missin today. Hope you missed mies =X jk.>.< Anyway the 'story' was that i had diarrhea and i was at home on self medication apparently, my mother does not let me get an MC cuz of HiNi(H1N1). But for those of you who noe me better ill tell u the inside news sooner or later and its not so simple as usual =P. For those whom dun noe mies keep guessing, u'll figure it out. Well in the course of the day i had an awesome time lying around, readding watching anime playing DotA ABIT of homework. =X Haiz how i wish every week got 1 exttra break day, could really use it.... Wad u guys think? OO now the problem.... Wad did we do today????0.o Gasps.

Btw, as i said sometimes i say things that sound weeird, one of the reason is that i noe the web has eyeballz and ears so like ya, some things are best kept to meself =X

Ya thats all buaix

The Birth of a New blogger.= X

Hi everyone~! This is my 2nd ever blog. The first one was crap, pure sex and intestinal worms.
( bio-journal ). This blog was made by me, on my own will, maybe because i needed an outlet for the strange feelings i get every now and then and so i hope you guys don't mind if you see some things you don't get. It's fine... I sometimes don't get what talk about myself anyway. = X. Anyway welcome and haf fun~!