Thursday, August 6, 2009

Lord of Fliez Fail....

Worr probably shud not be posting this seeing that it is like after 12 and Tommorow Got PARADEEZZ! =.= But nbr mind in view of holiday spirit, lets share the joy yeah?. Ok first thing/titcher i saw in the morning waz not THIS<
   But                            



THIS>
 For those of you who know wad i mean by TOADWOMAN may lolx in their homez, for those of you whom dun noe it's fine =D. So much for HOT CHIC? wif long hair and specs. Apparently, if u note expression on froggirl, you'll see AWESOME resemblance.

Lucky for me, froggirl came in for like 5 minutes, which i spent talking crap, then released us for epicly early recess. =). RICE at 8.30am!!!?? I sense indigestion incoming. After that had 2 veri nice tests..... First one, Bao Zhang Bao Dao... I THINK can pass lar hor? Then the freaking MATHS TEST.....................................
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WHAT?? Questions about RABBITS AND MAGICAL RIVERS? WTF? BUNNIES THAT HAVE THE ABILITY TO CELL DIVIDE INTO 2 RABBIDS by 1 crossing of a MAGICAL SHYTHOLE?
Juz awesome =D. Also, Im like WAD is a detective traiter and loyalist question doing in a MATHS PAPER?. The only math part about it was that i had to COUNT the number of traitors after i spent 5minutes of hardcore thinking. Barhh! Dun care le =D. Not counted so not important....

 Dear Failure of English Dept,

OOO had 2 periods outside the clas for english lesson..... I FEEL GOOD TADATADA TADA!XP. U noe wad if a teacher sumhow reads this, plzzz REWORK THE DAMN ENGLISH SYLLABALS. The students are NOT learning......ANYTHING! I mean if occasionally, do a compre or compo here and there ok la, BUT WTF ARE U ACTUALLY gonna STUDY the compres u done b4?? I mean english shud be about real use or at least a simple mastery of the subject, i mean if you gave me sume crappy but juicy article, i think i can learn even better la, or maybe can do more interactive things like argue session or sumthing?. O.o
Ya to u MESSED UP ENGLISH DEPT, plz Relook at ur F*cking  syllabals and put ur old asses into our young asses for once(zomg epic butttsecs =D(ignore)) and juz look at how SUPER PATHETIC ur lessons are, then perhaps you would rethink how to go about teaching yeah? I mean next time u teach, juz look arnd the class and juz TRY counting who actually LOOKS interested.(Muggers such as Ianmugger not included).

Yours Faithfully,









Sam(pedopanda)

Ok awesome formal letter has juz been posted, love it, live it , eat it.

Ok then dismiss WOOTTT! Hahah Ken came my house... He was like worried pedopanda would eat him.. O.o...No Ken i dun eat AIR sadists. Apparently, Ken got traumed by me and my boxers... lolx he was like MY EYESS!!  Welll after watching some Wolf team vids, courtesy of Ken, OBVIOUS, and my 10 minute change, we finally got outta the house. YY was already waiting at MRT le buyt Ken was like Oooo we on the way READY.... ._.. Well strangely, YY was the one who was late lolx cuz he waiting at wrong place, Me and Ken like ran around the Mrt station for at least 3 times..? YY hunting lolx. Yeah then we finally got the T-shirt =D!! Im 69 Pedopanda!!! Awesome!@!!! Lolx then Luis is 96 Thunderpussy, i hope the shirts dun come to school direct or the Go like open to check check......then OMGGG!!!
EPIC DESTROY! 

But narh i think they meeting at Hougang to gib yar Costs like $720 LOLX. OO yy cough out all the money, but he say if he doesn't get the money back by today, he's gonna be camping outside in the garden wif his husky tonite..I hope he not camping now....

Play JUZ AWESOME!!! GREAT MASTER QUOTES/JKER SCENES: 
 Hahahha Piggy!! Wad a name!! Hey thats enough! (Piggy runss on Wooden platform, platform goes SQUEAK! Shakes DANGEROUSLY.......) hey mayb it was juz sum effect to make it a point that he is 
FFFa.........Unnny~....

Gib me your STICK!!!! 
You are my master,I will do anything to SERVE you....or sumthing along that line.. 
Darren said that Simon appeared to have found some Mountain Marajuana and was quite high, when he was supposedly talkin to the LOTFlyz. 
Noted, Piggy's Man Boobz During Solo scenes...
Ralph and Piggy Man hugging and going like, ok lets get to Sleep..... O.o
Who is CumminG!?? WE ARE!!! Who is CUMMINNGG!@! WE ARE!!!!!! n1


After that i like went out wif my frens to Mcdonalds...... Ok Ice cream at 11pm is not good for u, major turnoff...... Spammed shaker fries. And Through some ingenious ideas, We came to the CONCLUSION that some people store their MOMS in their LEFT BALLZ and their DADS in their RIGHT BALLZ. As well as the FACT that balls grow on supposed TESTIS trees and can be sold at $2 per ball, $3 per pairz. And apparently, testis trees occur when u slice off some1's and plant then in the ground, and wif Sufficent Sunlight, water and tender loving care...... ya u get  wad i mean....

I LOVE 2-3..

O After that haf epic walkz from buangkok to Home at around 12midnight..... Ya Jking about me Getting Assraped... Probability of Success: 0..Rather sad, but ooo well.... at least i get to keep my ASS. =D

Hoorr... Finally home, first thing i do blog lolx,,, SHOWS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU CULTISTS!! Zomg 1am, tommorow IM gonna faint in the parade lolx. ST JOHNNN!!!!! But Yeah! got LAN after that =DDD.
Gonna PWN LEEHAKBOON(jiaobin lolx(character introduction:my good fren for those of u who dun noe))

Final Note: HORNET's(name rearranged to preserve privacy)
GF is like.....................................................................................No Commento...

TEARS HAIR AND SHIVERY LAUGHTERSSS!!! Nothing else.


Thanks for READING!!! Like won't post again till after exam... cuz today is SPECIAL,,,, so i post lo... Mom scold me like for blogging,,, so ppl reading this FEEL PRIVILAGED XP. 

Extra Info, Im trying out to Learn a New dance again!! It's damn hardcore!!! Like super fast lolx.. Btw i pretty much master the previous dance le XD!
Ellen Kim and Kyle's Circus by BSpearz.

1 comment:

  1. Where did you read about this thing about rabbits dividing into two rabbits after crossing a magical river? Reminiscent of the bridge of longevity in repulse bay.

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